I wonder why they say.....

  I wonder why they say HyDRABAD and not HyDHrabaaDH...
I know that city has terrible water problems.

    I wonder why they say NaCKpur and not  NAAGpur...
guess it takes a knack for people to get these names right.

    I wonder why they say TatkaLL and not  TathkAAl...
ticket kabhi nahin milega...kal aaj aur kal.

    I wonder why they say Bank of Mejura... 
and not  Bank  of MaDHura..now that's a major problem.

    I wonder why they say ClAArk and not ClErk...
that guy must be keeping a log of his bribes.

    I wonder why they say SAAmBHar and not SaamBAAR...
oh deer, that would make an Iyer-maaama's staple pyoor veg meal item not only impyoor  but also illegal! 
(shiva shiva!)